Should I stand up?

Hello, I'm nervous and I'm in advertising

In advertising, and when we chose models, we choose good looking men, something to aspire to. But if you look at porn, there seems to be something wrong with your aspirations la guys. You want a monster penis and a muka hantam bas ah? Really?

How many of you want to be Dr. Chua? He should retire from politics and start his own porn empire, starring Dr. Chua. Before the video, no one even knew who he was, now he's the most famous politician in Malaysia. He already has a huge audience, why not? There is senior citizen porn in Japan, why not in Malaysia?

But Malaysians have some strange fetishes. We do. Saw or not, the tudung girls. Pakai tudung and the look of wonder on their face "Konek!" interspersed with that shy giggle. Of course la malu, you having sex, on a picnic table, in public, in broad daylight! gila ke apa?

But it's not easy for women in KL. I've been single for a while. The only time a guy has come up to me in the past 7 months... He kind of stood next to me for a while, and looked, smiling, he kinda gurgled some bits of words. First of all he was a kid, he must have been 20 or something. Maybe this lack of years is what made him miss the fact that we were at Frangi and it was gay night. "Wow, and I'm wearing a dress. Do I look like an Aqua?"

But seriously there's one fundamental problem with men. They can't read minds. Girl goes, "What you doing tonight?" "Going for a drink at Changkat." Silence. ok. Next day, "Where were you? Why didn't you come to changkat?" Does I'm going for a drink, sound like an invitation to you? Men are not from Mars, they're from Planet Bodoh.

This is where I run out of material. I'll think about it.