Saturday, December 13, 2008

Have a hot affair!

When I told my Valerie what Su-ann said she said "That's the biggest crock of shit I've ever heard! You need a hot affair" 

OK. But with who? We went all over town that night and saw 2 handsome men. The first was boring as shit. The other was a toyboy with his sugar mommy. KL is so very sad sometimes. 

Other great learnings:

1. The Apple Martini at Werner is the best cocktail ever invented.

2. KL is in dire need of more handsome men... who are not boring or toyboys or gay or workaholics. 

3. It always feels like my heartbreak is healing quite nicely after I've had a great night out. 

4. Swimming at 5am is a stupid idea coz you put so much effort into getting to the pool, then you can only stay there for 10 mins coz it's freezing. 

5. Sweet kisses make me dizzy.

Yes, have a hot affair!! A short one. 

4 comments:

Unknown said...

ever read "The Short Happy Life of
Francis McComber?"

Unknown said...

Yes, life's too short to be complicated...

Unknown said...

And by the way, who are we to say that the toyboy and his sugar mummy wasn't HIS hot affair of the moment???

Pseudonim said...

Momo,
As usual, your wisdom humbles me.

Marshall,
It was a very disturbing story...